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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pewdie
  • internet: wow pewdiepie is so egotistical he only uses his fans for money
  • pewdiepie: *believes he doesn't deserve the fans he has and regularly gives thanks to his viewers for allowing him to do something he loves as a living*
  • internet: omg pewdiepie never did a charity livestream he doesn't really care about charity!!!!!! 11! one
  • pewdiepie: *instead of doing the ice bucket challenge he talked about ALS and donated $1,000. also has done several events before-hand for charity and becomes upset when media cares more about the money he makes than the amount him and his fans have donated to charities*
  • internet: wow he's the most subscribed channel and his videos are the same quality as everyone else he's obviously not taking youtube seriously
  • pewdiepie: *does every video himself including editing with no form of high-end editing setup. also has a LIFE and cannot sit at his computer 24/7 editing videos at lightning speed*
  • internet: pewds is so offensive he makes rape jokes!!!
  • pewdiepie: *made several rape jokes in his earlier youtube days which he has previously apologized for and has not made another joke like that since. yes wow it's possible for people to become aware of current problems and change their thinking!!*
  • internet: wow pewds is so immature just cussing and lame jokes all his fans must be 12-year-old little boys
  • pewdiepie: *understands that people have different taste in humor and is not bothered by the fact some do not like his material. has fans all over the world INCLUDING SINGAPORE and age demographic ranges from roughly 12-25 years*
  • #truth!
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the signs when they hug

astrololame:

aries: babies. they may act like they’re tough and mean but deep down they only want to be loved and they will hug you as long as you allow them to.

taurus: perfect huggers. never hugs for too long or too short of a time, never hugs too tight or too soft, always hugs at just the right time. literal perfection

gemini: only hug on occasion. they treat hugs like some sacred act, so it’s a little weird bc they literally have 0 practice in the art of hugging

cancer: hugs you super tight and buries their head into your shoulder/chest/ect.

leo: honestly the cutest things ever okay like they close their eyes and smile a lil cute smile like they’re trying their very hardest to make you feel comfortable and happy and they just enjoy hugging so much literally it’s a privilege to hug leo’s

virgo: is probably a little insecure or worrisome about how they’re hugging you or where they’re touching so it might seem a little awkward on the receiver’s side, but they secretly love hugs

libra: literally amazing okay like they will make you feel so safe and secure it’s great 

scorpio: might hug a little too tight sometimes but it’s only bc they have so much love to give and they just want to convey to you that they care for you

sagittarius: secretly amazing hug-givers okay like they will cuddle you and protect you and love you like wow okay just go hug one 10/10 recommend.

capricorn: doesn’t let go for 3000 years but is amazing and super super cuddly and cute literally don’t let them stop hugging you they are so freaking cute

aquarius: super awkward-one-arm-shoulder-pat kind of hug

pisces: constant hug-giver. literally hugs everyone. no one will be left un-hugged.

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